The thing to understand about me...

I slightly overslept this morning, and as a result I didn't bother going into work. I think this tells you a lot about me...

I'm a perfectionist, but I'm also very lazy. What this means is that when something doesn't meet with my expectations, I obsess over it, but I don't do anything about it.
I allow it to remain imperfect, and potentially snowball from there, but I think about it constantly.

Naturally, this is a very stressful way to live. That's why my facial hair's going grey and my back aches all the time. Basically, I'm getting prematurely old. Now if you'll excuse me,  there's kids on my lawn that I'm getting very concerned about