I think it would be ironic if we were all made of iron
I carry a lighter in my pocket. I don't smoke, I just really like certain songs.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are the same. Unless you're at a funeral...
Your house is a real snail's anus.
Translation: Your house is really hard to find.
I don't wear a crucifix for religious reasons. It's because I pissed off a vampire
When it's sunny, you can tell which people are ninjas. You just look for the people who look like Michael Stipe (This one is hard to decipher, but worth it...)
I think God loves hats...
I think only atheists are allowed in heaven, just for ironic reasons. You know God has a sense of humour. Look at the platypus...
I'm really not sure where I'm going with this...
BAP!!!
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